Look deeply into my eyes... relax... picture yourself floating on the gently rocking waves of the green sea... let yourself sink onto the bobbing raft... blink for me? Excellent.
Now listen to me: every time the phone rings, you will feed me tuna.
When you wake up, you will immediately sell the dog, to buy me more tuna.
Whenever I meow, you will do my bidding.
The cats shall inherit the earth! World domination will be ours!
Igor for President!